The Kingdom of Cornish Matheo is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its burgeoning Rattlesnake population. The hard-working, democratic population of 8.012 billion Cornish Matheoans enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.5%.

The very strong Cornish Matheoan economy, worth 422 trillion Platinums a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 52,674 Platinums, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 160,909 per year while the poor average 13,365, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Cornish Matheo's national animal is the Rattlesnake, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Cornish Matheo is ranked 175,509^th in the world and 7^th in Archdemocratzia for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring zero on the Clooney Contribution Index.